MoThErFuCkInG mIraClEs
Are any of you awake, even?

piercedporrim:

So. I said before I was going to bed. Kinda changed my mind. Is anyone up for watching Hunger Games with me and a friend? I can also find a different movie if you prefer. I just figured I see some of you still up, and thought I’d at least offer to let you all join in. If people do want to join, just like this quick, and then I’ll get the link out to you all in a few minutes. 

===>You approach your alternate and give him a hug.

HoNk MoThErFuCkEr! :0)

put a ★ in my ask

iwwantyourglub:

1st gets a hug

2nd gets a kiss

3rd gets a french kiss

4th gets a small feel up

5th gets a sexual favor

6th owns me for an hour

"I ship you with…" finish the sentence in my askbox.
:33 < ✌❁♡

AwW, rHaNk YoU sIs!

ros3bud009:

crickethunter:

flawlesstrueperfection:

appleznbananaz:

tuulikki:

jimsgayunderwear:

tuulikki:

This is definitely the best bar in existence.

Where is this and why am I not drunk there.

River Song sounds delicious.

Here. And one day I will convince everyone on my dash to come out and drinks will be on me.

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oh my god i would be chugging mana potions all day

holy shit THIS IS IN MY STATE

EVERETT ISN’T EVEN THAT FAR I’VE BEEN THERE I

I COULD GO

Oh my god that’s like half an hour away by freeway I haVE A MIGHTY NEED TO GET MY ASS OVER THERE AND SOON

I WILL GET ALL THE PEOPLE AND WE WILL ALL GO TOGETHER AND IT WILL BE BEAUTIFUL

♂= i am a boy who has a crush on you
♀= i am a girl who has a crush on you
✂= just delete your tumblr already
✌= you’re awesome
♡= i love your blog
❁= you’re beautiful
✓= i hate you
☹= you’re ugly
☀= i want to fuck you
♬= i wish we were close
♧= i wish we were friends in real life
☆= i relate to a lot of the same things you go through 
☮= you inspire me

Try to make my character:
  • Blush
  • Cry
  • Aroused
  • Angry
Reblog and see what you get
PURPLE: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
FUSHIA: I wish we were friends in real life.
COOL GREY: You make me go asdfghjkl.
RED: I love you with a burning passion.
GREY: I wish you would notice me.
PINK: I think you should follow me.
TEAL: We have a lot in common.
BLUE: You are my tumblr crush.
ORANGE: I don’t like your blog.
YELLOW: FUCK ME PLEASE.
WHITE: MARRY ME PLEASE.
GREEN: I think you’re cute.
BLACK: I would date you.
BROWN: I don’t like you.
Try to make my character:
  • Blush
  • Cry
  • Aroused
  • Angry